Diaspora comedian… MIA

Having seen the latest flurry on the blogosphere regarding MIA and her various interviews, I’m struggling to figure out what exactly it is she hopes to achieve with her new found star status.

I have to admit I haven’t personally listened to any of her songs, as listening to rap music is possibly the last item on my ‘things to do before I die’ list, but I’ll take her fans’ word for it that she’s pretty talented. You would definitely have to be talented to be asked to perform next to all those other bling overflowing rap stars ya?

But judging from how successfully she manages to insert her foot in her very talented mouth every time she tries to do anything apart from singing, I believe she has yet to explore her biggest inborn talent… Stand up comedy!

I mean think about it for a second, she definitely has all the makings of becoming the next Russell Peters, with the added advantage of having boobs! Much like the celebrated Mr.Peters, MIA too comes from an Asian country and has lived much of her life in the west, and her talent for exaggerating Sri Lankan issues (Genocide, Nazis, Foreign journo’s shot, etc) puts even his ‘how the Chinese/Indians/Jamaicans behave’  act to shame!

I can just picture little MIA standing up there in the spotlight and doing a rib tickling parody of a sarong clad, pistol toting, Nazi slogan spouting, Sinhalese Buddhist politician from the paradise isle.

Seriously, I tell you, this girl is so totally missing out on the greatest talent she has to achieving superstar status!

So the next time you listen to or watch one of her interviews, just imagine her talking like Russel Peters and tell me if I’m totally nutters here or not.

A big ‘shout out’ to MIA… The world’s next comedy queen…!

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7 Responses to “Diaspora comedian… MIA”

  1. ~DD~ Says:

    Machan the music’s not too shabby! One’s a track on the movie Slum Dog Millionaire. The Paper Planes track is nice!
    Her mouth of course she has confused from her offal opening. Her father was part and parcel of the Tamil Diaspora who used the war as an excuse to migrate to the west.
    She is marketing the Tamil side to her story for maximum publicity.
    PLEASE DON’T BUY HER MUSIC.

  2. Delilah Says:

    Sometimes I wonder if MIA uses her music to raise awareness about the cause of the Tigers OR is she using the cause to promote her music.
    But i agree, considering her penchant for spouting nonsense she could certainly give Russell a run for his money.

  3. passionatelypatient Says:

    I felt “Paper Planes” was annoying : )
    She kind of tends to pitch away from the note doesn’t she?

  4. wim Says:

    This girl belongs to terror family. Her father, the cofounder of the militant pro-Tamil group EROS, which was once linked with the Tamil Tigers

    Viva la ltte Brapper.

  5. I hate MIA Says:

    MIA is lucky to live in a Civilized Place where her Baby Won’t get ripped off her hands by some blood thirsty Barbarian to have it’s Head Smashed against a Tree, or have to face getting Butchered in the dead of the Night by the Ltte Scum. No, her life is much more Civilized and she is blind to the Suffering of her own Peoples needs. While she Sings the Praises of a Terror outfit, she forgets to see the True Picture of How these Bloody thirsty Barbarians have systematically Murdered all opposition to them and now holding the Tamil people it represent as Hostages, now that they are on a losing streak.

  6. MIA Says:

    MIA is lucky to live in a Civilized Place where her Baby Won’t get ripped off her hands by some blood thirsty Barbarian to have it’s Head Smashed against a Tree, or have to face getting Butchered in the dead of the Night by the “Sri Lankan Bastard Army Scum”. His mother is working in Arab coutries like Sex Slave and his father is selling his younger kids to foreign tourists at behind Pettah Road. 🙂

    • thekillromeoproject Says:

      @ MIA,
      I have just one word to describe you… Sad. It’s people like you who continue to support an aging sociopath so he can continue to kill even more innocent Tamils.

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